Let's Play Iji Gaiden

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Sector Y

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Just to clarify from the start, in case this end strangely: Yes, this is the final chapter.



And now, demonstrating one last hidden technique!



Over the course of such an epic battle as this, taking some damage is inevitable.



My health steadily decreases...



Eventually it's near critical!



IT IS TIME FOR

IJI'S ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE



RETRIBUTION





At 10 Attack and against a big enough target, Retribution can theoretically do 418 damage.



Iosa's full name!



And now: Some fun with Asha trolling!



IJI
Wha, you again?! You're the one who tried to kill Dan!

ASHA
Bah! If you're talking about that human, it's no use trying to find him again - that worthless civilian doesn't even have a bounty on his head, what's the use? It won't help my reputation, that's fore sure!

IJI
Hhh... you cold-blooded killer!

ASHA
Well, aren't you the tough one, huh? Do you have any idea what YOUR kill count is, hmm?

IJI
SHUT UP! That doesn't mean anything, you bastard! This time you're GOING DOWN!

ASHA
Yeah, right! When I didn't even scratch your previous partner? I've got more than enough reason to destroy you, little wretch - more than your childish revenge!

IJI
You've killed hundreds of people before! Everyone in your army, you're all the same!

ASHA
Huh, so that's why you're fighting us? You think you can wipe the entire Imperial Army out? You're a lunatic.

IJI
Th, I don't care what you think of me, but I'm different from you!

ASHA
Ho! There is no line between "different" and "superior", human - you say one thing, but you mean something else! Since when were aimless killers less guilty than organized?

IJI
!

ASHA
That's right, choose your words carefully - they'll be your last!



Golly, this fight sure is hard!



O NO I DIED



One-time checkpoint activate!

Now, some errands before the trolling continues.



Destroy the core!



Free some shredders!



Get to the SECOND checkpoint!



Use the shredders to get to a teleporter!



BACK TO ASHA



ASHA
Hhhahahahah! That means I get to KILL YOU TWICE!



STILL HARD



CURSE MY MORTAL SKILL



Nope, still alive!



BACK TO ASHA AGAIN



ASHA
How many times do I have to kill you?! I'LL TEAR YOU TO PIECES AND FIRE EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM INTO A BLACK HOLE! TEN TIMES OVER!!!

IJI
Huh, I guess he's serious this time...

ASHA
Serious? SERIOUS! Y - YOU! BLARGH! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!



This time I kill him.



On through the final gauntlet!



Asha's final message is quite profound!





Final boss time!



First thing to do: Demonstrate the one attack of Tor's we haven't seen!



If Tor gets 3 orbiting orbs while he's still in good health...



Tor, what are you doing



He's aiming forward! I gotta duck!



WHAT THE



PHANTOM HAMMER'D

Instant death.



Okay, seriously this time.



This battle goes the normal way, right up to the last lifebar.



All right! No more tennis, time for some precision.



PRECISION VELOCITHOR



Out of ammo!

ON TO THE NEXT WEAPON



Almost low enough!



Perfect.

Now...



READY THE NULL DRIVER



DEFEATED

SURELY THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA





Sector X cleared! On to the next stage.



SECTOR Y



It's... Sector 1?

The door here is missing, though, and all the logs are empty.



I cannot fire my Nanogun.



Not that I would need them, as there are also no enemies.



No furniture. No powerups. No cyborg stations.



Is there anything here at all?



This is the end of the Sector. Doing this turns on Clown Feet Mode, which makes you squeak as you walk.

Anyway, there's no exit here, so the way out of the Sector must be somewhere else, right?



...Right?































































































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