prof | Let's Play Umineko Chiru, Episode 6: Tea Party

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Are you sure?

You are already the territory lord. So, this ring belongs to you, Battler.

...At this rate, the world you created... the tale...

Yes. I created this tale because I wished to be with you. That means the purpose of this world has been fulfilled. So, from now on... I want you to write it... The rest of the tale... about you and me.

...

I just need to play around and wait for you to write a new tale. And, for each new tale you write, I'll play any part you want, be it an evil witch or a rival. A lover, or a wife.

My tales are pretty intense. You'll be busy from dawn until dusk.

Hmm... Sounds perfect...

As a memorial for this night's events, the great territory lord will now recognize the accomplishments of certain people.

Let those called come forward!

Kanon. Come forward.

K-Kanon?!

When my husband was locked up and in danger, you rescued him and displayed your self-sacrifice by choosing to remain in the eternal prison in his place. That devotion is deserving of an award. Therefore, we will allow for your resurrection, as well as your continued service.

Ah... I am so honored... and happy!

You won't be serving as furniture. You'll be serving as a human. Do you understand what that means?

...Yes.

Now, for the next pair. Ushiromiya George and Shannon! Come forward!

Ushiromiya George, right here.

Shannon, right here...

You two withstood Zepar and Furfur's trials until the very end. Your great achievements and affection, determination and nobility were exemplary and deserving of an award. Therefore, your marriage certificate has been issued with the territory lord's signature!

And so, now that there's nothing stopping these two, let's all throw rice at them and celebrate. Hey, congrats, you two!

Yes, of course!

George...

In the Golden Land, all are together. All are happy.

That interpretation is probably appropriate...

And? Now that the game is over, Battler will be released, right? What will happen to him?

I wonder. The book of this Fragment tells no more of the story.

So, in the end, we don't even find out what happens to Battler.

Still, we've learned a lot of very interesting things. It seems that island really was a crazy island of illusions.

Indeed. And your reading was truly wonderful...

I feel worn out, like watching a six hour movie all at once. I'm tired.

Ushiromiya Ange. You really have worked hard. Your reading has healed my boredom. I, Featherine, am more grateful to you than I have been for so many years that I cannot remember...

If you're grateful, why can't I have some kind of reward?

Sheesh. Feels like this was one hell of a side trip.

Do not pout. I am thinking of a reward now. Yes, that's something I haven't done much... no, at all... for quite some time. I imagine the ink from the bottle has dried up by now...

Ange begrudgingly acknowledges that this work really is a new message bottle.

It hints at some kind of truth, but that's still not enough, somehow.

Hachijo thanks Ange for reading until the end of her story.

The clock on the wall has only advanced by a couple hours, but an eternity has passed in those hours.

Amakusa has been outside for a while.

Ange heads out to look for him. The meeting between Author and Reader is at an end.

Maybe Ange could become a real witch some day... nah. She's a bad writer.

Hachijo doesn't give her a straight answer.

Elsewhere, Amakusa is making a phone call.

As promised, he's reporting to Okonogi.

According to Okonogi's information, Sumadera will be heading to Rokkenjima soon, just like Amakusa and Ange. A confrontation is inevitable.