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Quinn ([personal profile] prof) wrote2012-02-05 01:36 pm

Let's Play Battle Moon Wars


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Archer is a hybrid real/super who can attack at any range, thanks to having archery at a distance and swordflailing in melee. Pretty awesome. Onwards!



Archer is not being useful for knowing secrets about the enemy! He was too busy hating Shirou.



He never saw Assassin's Master, who is probably the mastermind behind this whole scheme.

Then there's the matter of the Tatari... Things are getting complicated.



Shirou's at full power again! Now he can get to work projecting a new Kanesada for Ryougi.



Archer apparently knows endless trivia about this sword! After all, he IS Shirou, and is therefore a huge sword geek.



There's something oddly amusing about Shirou and Archer getting all swordcrazy together.



But then there's an interruption at the critical moment!



Shirou's distraction, however, caused him to project the wrong weapon...



What

What did you do, Shirou



WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOOOO



Magical Girl Kaleido Ruby
Fate/Hollow Ataraxia
Species: Magical girl
Background: The Kaleidostick is a sentient weapon created by the legendary mage Zelretch. It is capable of forming a contract with its wielder, both providing huge amounts of power and transfering knowledge to its user from parallel universe versions of themself. It also sort of hates people, though, and uses the latter ability to humiliate them as much as possible. Rin has wielded it before.




The staff Shirou projected seems to have taken over Rin's personality. Or... something?

Hearing a cry for help, she leaps out the window.



Elsewhere in the mansion, Phantasmoon feels a great disturbance in the force.

THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE MAGICAL GIRL IN THIS GAME, DAMN IT.



It's time for a MID-SEASON UPGRADE!

New name, new costume, new powers. She must be 100 times as lovely as her rival.

All that's left is a magic staff...



On the far side of the 4th wall, Caster's Saber model painting is interrupted!



You may have realized by now that this chapter is extremely silly.



Chapter 30: Unavoidable! Amazing! The Showdown!




Defending the peace of the city, of course!


Ah! Uwaaaaaaaa! This form!!


It's been a while, Rin-san.


...When did I turn into this?


Now now... Shouldn't we beat them and worry about that later?


I don't want to hear that from you!

What have I been doing...


You came out to protect the city and hunt evil.


Haa?


Isn't it obvious for a magical girl to protect her city?
A girl growing up to be a princess, the princess with a baton, even the gradeschooler with cards...
Allllll of them know that.


Yeah... Fine... Let's go back.


You're in a bad mood again.


You put me in this foul mood.
Enough already. Let's go. Once we get down there, transform me back.


Ha! It's too soon for that, Rin-san! No, Kaleido Ruby!


Don't call me Kaleido Ruby!!


It's coming... It's coming!


What?


It's a rival!! A rival!!
Here comes the indispensable rival character for a true magical girl!!




Full Count ☆ Magical Strike!
What's this new form?
Marble Phantasm~

Her arrival means Evil☆Immediately☆Destroyed! The White Princess of the Moon, Phantasmoon is here!

I'm the only magical girl that can exist in this game! I didn't ask for a late-comer!!


Rin-san, Rin-san, did you hear what she said? You've got to respond back!


No, I'd rather stop, I mean it, knock it off.


Well, you leave me no choice.
Eiii!


Eh? Urgh... Manipulating me... Stop...

...


What? Did you say something?


Phew, that feels much better... What barking!


Uh, huh? Didn't your character change?


Have a taste of a royal technique☆


And who's this? If it isn't Arcueid. You giant idiot, I can't believe you're still trying.

You'll never beat me to become official!!


Hmph, maybe. It's true... for today's me.

But what about this!?!






Now, Kaleido Ruby, looks like it's official.

Frankly, I wept when I saw you.

But Phantasmoon will be oficial! It happens now! You can't say that anymore!

Ah, ater so long, TAKE MOON will welcome me. My true exploits will be recorded.


Guh!


Now who do you think the real magical girl star will be? It's a challenge!


That's fine. It's the king's role to beat down the challenger.
Then, what'll the challenge be?


Let's see. An elegant test... of a magical girl's officiality.


Ah! What good timing, here they coooome!




...


...


What now?


Think you can take all of them?


Magical Fight~


Ready~


Gooooooooo!

Guh, hey! Stop manipulating me!



THIS IS EXTREMELY SILLY



The new forms are quite different from the old ones! Eclipse is much slower, and Ruby is much faster.



The roles have reversed! Eclipse is the long-range artillery, and Kaleido Ruby is a mid-range striker!

MAGICAL CIRCUIT FULL POWER











Not bad!





But Eclipse refuses to be outdone!



The one-upmanship continues to escalate! KALEIDO RUBY, SHOW US YOUR FIELD ATTACK















Now the score's 2-1, Kaleido Ruby's favor!



Ruby may have proven herself the better Magical Girl by kill count, but there's still the boss to consider!

SHOW HER THE POWER OF A TRUE ANCESTOR MAGICAL GIRL















Ruby may have charm and canon support, but Eclipse has SP Regen.



MAP CLEAR
Battle Mastery achieved!



Arcueid and Rin quietly agree to never speak of this again.



Stay tune for the next exciting episode of Magical Girl ☆ Kaleido Ruby!



To be continued!


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