This is great.

Also, the only thing I could think of while reading/hearing this:

I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A CARTOON INDIVIDUAL
MY ANIMATION'S COMICAL, UNUSUAL, AND WHIMSICAL
I'M ADEPT AT FUNNY GAGS AND FROM COMEDIC THEORY I HAVE READ
FROM WICKED JOKES TO STUPID PUNS TO ANVILS THAT DROP ON YOUR HEAD