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Before engaging Remilia, I went to town with Daiyousei healing! We're all in great shape.

GTFO MY GENSOKYO
[ BGM - Dyed in Eternally Young Scarlet ]

While Remilia's minions were laser bats, her basic attack is BAT LASERS

Remember how I said that Koakuma was quick? Well, Remilia puts her to shame. Alice has barely over a 50-50 hit chance, and Nitori is even worse. She can even evade attacks by Reimu if she gets lucky!

FOCUS IS MY FRIEND


This isn't too bad! Even the laser bat damage is pretty negligible.

CIRNO WILL FREEZE ALL OF THE MISTS

Almost there...!


Pushing her past her first lifebar is Daiyousei, of all people!

Being able to read her movements, even wound her... Remilia praises our skill.
Nitori and Marisa comment on how, if this is all she's got, this might not be so hard after all!

Alice correctly warns that no, the real battle hasn't even started yet. Remilia's just warming up!
Time to glimpse the terror of her scarlet blaze of danmaku!

Scarlet Sign - Scarlet Shoot

This is an especially nasty one - people in focus mode get -15% evasion within the field. The normal danmaku field effect includes -22% evasion, so the only safe way to deal with it is to make a break for the open spaces!





Whew!
While that WAS with blocking, damage output is still mercifully subdued. Especially nice considering the evasion penalties she's throwing around.

Hourai goes down almost immediately!

Remilia is a dodgy little shit!

HOLD STILL SO I CAN FILL YOU WITH NEEDLES


Rumia has decent accuracy with Night Bird!

2300+ damage counter! She can take it.

Her HP's getting low!

A barrage of Magic Missiles pushes her to the limit!

HOLD STILL YOU LITTLE SHIT


Way to go Youmu!

She's just throwing crap out there with raw power. We can handle this!
Of course, now she's getting ready to draw out the true magical power she possesses...

Heaven's Punishment - Star of David

In terms of danmaku fields, this one is a bit more forgiving than Scarlet Shoot - -10% evasion regardless of speed, and the pattern has a lot more gaps in it.
But that's not the true danger of this spell card...

Magic crest, bring forth heaven's punishment upon my prey!








Okay, uh. Owwwww.
One down, eight standing.

We HAVE to take down this spellcard in one turn, god help us.

Time to start slamming out those healing items!
Once we're done with damage control for the turn, it's time to start doing some heavy lifting!

This is the last time Alice can use Focus!
LET'S MAKE THAT SHIT COUNT





FUCK YEAH


OW GOD DAMN IT


Star of David blown through in one turn!

Is this the limit of your danmaku skill, Remilia?!

Limit? Nonsense. This is where it starts.

The mist gets even thicker as Remilia unleashes her full power!
The mist is, after all, Remilia's power manifested.

This is it, everyone - Remilia's final spell card.
The power that will cover all of Gensokyo in a crimson darkness!

Scarlet Gensokyo

I'm not 100% sure on the effect of this one, it's a bit hard to translate - something along the lines of "whenever a unit takes damage, its evasion stat is reduced"?
LET'S GO
THIS IS OUR FINAL BATTLE

Take that, Remilia!
Let's see your true power!



Um.



UM.




HOLY FUCKSTICKS
New rule of thumb: NEVER GET HIT.
Seven characters still standing.

Time for a major beatdown!
Max HP for her final spell: 12,600.

We can take her down!

Even if she has the power to control destiny!

Even if she's nearly killing us with graze damage alone!


We'll blow the hell out of her scarlet Gensokyo!

The ability Reimu hasn't used since the first stage! Guaranteed hit, guaranteed dodge for one battle!
BUT ONE IS ALL WE NEED

THIS IS IT, REMILIA SCARLET

THE RESOLUTION OF YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT

SPIRIT SIGN

FANTASY SEAL






INCIDENT
RESOLVED

Remilia admits defeat! She never imagined that there were humans this powerful.

Reimu levels the fuck up!

When we combine our powers, there's no enemy we can't defeat! We have defeated the asshole vampire at the heart of the Scarlet Mist Incident.

And the mist is clearing!
We are total badasses.


The SDM kids are still around, of course.
They're now discussing how they just got served.
Also, debating what their next incident should be.

Dammit guys, cut that shit out!

Yeah, turns out the mist wasn't going to kill everybody, either! She just wanted to be able to prowl at will during the day. Which is still, you know, bad.
Reimu considers exterminating the cheeky little shit again, just for good measure.

Remilia tries to claim that she was going easy the whole time, and that if they fought again, she'd take them on for real... Patchouli is first to jump in and let her know that she won't help that time.

Hey, look who else is here and being kind of a dick!

Rumia's hungry! As usual.
Patchouli says that since Sakua's not around, teatime will have to wait. Apparently she, Meiling, and Koakuma are off getting medicine, because they got the shit kicked out of them.

Speaking of which, Meiling's back! Sakuya, being a human, has to recuperate longer.
Looks like everyone's going to be fine - Remilia says that this is because attacks of our level couldn't possibly properly damage any of her esteemed servants. Cheeky little shit.

While the master of the house says we can stay as long as we like, we'd best be heading home now, huh. Reimu's gotta do her laundry now that the sun is actually out. Remilia thinks she's being pretty cavalier for being a human in the presence of a vampire, but I mean, hey. Look who won.

Time to go! Remilia says she'll come visit the shrine some time.
Reimu says, don't.

Youmu's going home, too! Marisa says she's free to come visit Reimu's shrine any old time, without asking Reimu first.

Cirno and Daiyousei, too. Cirno can't wait to tell all the fairies about how she kicked the asses of the red house villains!
They're taking Rumia with them, to abuse her darkness power in the name of going undefeated at hide and seek!

Time for us to go home, too, I guess. Marisa's apparently not tired at all, despite spending the whole day battling.

Nitori, meanwhile, has to head back to the mountain for now. She has to rendezvous with Momiji, and investigate that blue shrine maiden...
Still, she's free to come visit once things calm down a bit.

Back to the shrine with the remainders, where Akyu is waiting for us!
We can eat.

Back at the mansion! Sakuya's waking up.

Koakuma gives her the low-down on what happened. The plan was a failure, the humans left victorious, and it'll take Sakuya about a week to fully recover.

It's Elly and Kurumi! They're all worried and stuff.
Elly tries to get Sakuya to stop being all formal and polite, with approximately no results.

Yuka tells them to settle down before they make Sakuya sprain something. Sakuya tries to apologize, Yuka just says that those people will eventually resolve any incident, no matter how unreasonable.

It's getting kind of crowded in here! Yuka takes her cronies with her and lets Sakuya and Meiling have their moment.

Sakuya is glad to see that Meiling is okay! Meiling doesn't blame Sakuya for losing, since those guys even beat Remilia.

Patchouli sends some books from the outside world and a puzzle to play with, since Sakuya will have a lot of spare time for the next week.

Meiling promises to keep the fort held down while Sakuya recovers!
She waits until she's out of the room to thank her.

Oh hey, one last visitor.
Much to Sakuya's relief, Remilia reports that such piddling attacks would never have left a mark on her. She's totally fine.

Sakuya insists that being human is no excuse for losing if the enemy is other humans. Remilia doesn't really give a shit either way, and invites her to come along when she gets around to raiding Reimu's shrine.

Remilia's off to go sleep for the rest of the day.
Sakuya, now alone, admits that she's started to become interested in those humans. Just what kind of place is Gensokyo?
SO
That concludes the major plotline of Super Touhou Wars. But we're not done yet, no sir!
There are still mysteries left unsolved.
The voice from Marisa's dreams.
The second shrine maiden who threatens Reimu's position.
And the mysterious shadow lurking deep below the Scarlet Devil Mansion...
Continued on the Extra Stages
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Chapter 11: The Eternally Young Scarlet Moon, Part 2

Before engaging Remilia, I went to town with Daiyousei healing! We're all in great shape.

GTFO MY GENSOKYO
[ BGM - Dyed in Eternally Young Scarlet ]

While Remilia's minions were laser bats, her basic attack is BAT LASERS

Remember how I said that Koakuma was quick? Well, Remilia puts her to shame. Alice has barely over a 50-50 hit chance, and Nitori is even worse. She can even evade attacks by Reimu if she gets lucky!

FOCUS IS MY FRIEND


This isn't too bad! Even the laser bat damage is pretty negligible.

CIRNO WILL FREEZE ALL OF THE MISTS

Almost there...!


Pushing her past her first lifebar is Daiyousei, of all people!

Being able to read her movements, even wound her... Remilia praises our skill.
Nitori and Marisa comment on how, if this is all she's got, this might not be so hard after all!

Alice correctly warns that no, the real battle hasn't even started yet. Remilia's just warming up!
Time to glimpse the terror of her scarlet blaze of danmaku!

Scarlet Sign - Scarlet Shoot

This is an especially nasty one - people in focus mode get -15% evasion within the field. The normal danmaku field effect includes -22% evasion, so the only safe way to deal with it is to make a break for the open spaces!





Whew!
While that WAS with blocking, damage output is still mercifully subdued. Especially nice considering the evasion penalties she's throwing around.

Hourai goes down almost immediately!

Remilia is a dodgy little shit!

HOLD STILL SO I CAN FILL YOU WITH NEEDLES


Rumia has decent accuracy with Night Bird!

2300+ damage counter! She can take it.

Her HP's getting low!

A barrage of Magic Missiles pushes her to the limit!

HOLD STILL YOU LITTLE SHIT


Way to go Youmu!

She's just throwing crap out there with raw power. We can handle this!
Of course, now she's getting ready to draw out the true magical power she possesses...

Heaven's Punishment - Star of David

In terms of danmaku fields, this one is a bit more forgiving than Scarlet Shoot - -10% evasion regardless of speed, and the pattern has a lot more gaps in it.
But that's not the true danger of this spell card...









Okay, uh. Owwwww.
One down, eight standing.

We HAVE to take down this spellcard in one turn, god help us.

Time to start slamming out those healing items!
Once we're done with damage control for the turn, it's time to start doing some heavy lifting!

This is the last time Alice can use Focus!
LET'S MAKE THAT SHIT COUNT





FUCK YEAH


OW GOD DAMN IT


Star of David blown through in one turn!

Is this the limit of your danmaku skill, Remilia?!

Limit? Nonsense. This is where it starts.

The mist gets even thicker as Remilia unleashes her full power!
The mist is, after all, Remilia's power manifested.

This is it, everyone - Remilia's final spell card.
The power that will cover all of Gensokyo in a crimson darkness!

Scarlet Gensokyo

I'm not 100% sure on the effect of this one, it's a bit hard to translate - something along the lines of "whenever a unit takes damage, its evasion stat is reduced"?
LET'S GO
THIS IS OUR FINAL BATTLE

Take that, Remilia!
Let's see your true power!



Um.



UM.




HOLY FUCKSTICKS
New rule of thumb: NEVER GET HIT.
Seven characters still standing.

Time for a major beatdown!
Max HP for her final spell: 12,600.

We can take her down!

Even if she has the power to control destiny!

Even if she's nearly killing us with graze damage alone!


We'll blow the hell out of her scarlet Gensokyo!

The ability Reimu hasn't used since the first stage! Guaranteed hit, guaranteed dodge for one battle!
BUT ONE IS ALL WE NEED

THIS IS IT, REMILIA SCARLET

THE RESOLUTION OF YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT

SPIRIT SIGN

FANTASY SEAL






INCIDENT
RESOLVED

Remilia admits defeat! She never imagined that there were humans this powerful.

Reimu levels the fuck up!

When we combine our powers, there's no enemy we can't defeat! We have defeated the asshole vampire at the heart of the Scarlet Mist Incident.

And the mist is clearing!
We are total badasses.

STAGE 11 CLEAR

The SDM kids are still around, of course.
They're now discussing how they just got served.
Also, debating what their next incident should be.

Dammit guys, cut that shit out!

Yeah, turns out the mist wasn't going to kill everybody, either! She just wanted to be able to prowl at will during the day. Which is still, you know, bad.
Reimu considers exterminating the cheeky little shit again, just for good measure.

Remilia tries to claim that she was going easy the whole time, and that if they fought again, she'd take them on for real... Patchouli is first to jump in and let her know that she won't help that time.

Hey, look who else is here and being kind of a dick!

Rumia's hungry! As usual.
Patchouli says that since Sakua's not around, teatime will have to wait. Apparently she, Meiling, and Koakuma are off getting medicine, because they got the shit kicked out of them.

Speaking of which, Meiling's back! Sakuya, being a human, has to recuperate longer.
Looks like everyone's going to be fine - Remilia says that this is because attacks of our level couldn't possibly properly damage any of her esteemed servants. Cheeky little shit.

While the master of the house says we can stay as long as we like, we'd best be heading home now, huh. Reimu's gotta do her laundry now that the sun is actually out. Remilia thinks she's being pretty cavalier for being a human in the presence of a vampire, but I mean, hey. Look who won.

Time to go! Remilia says she'll come visit the shrine some time.
Reimu says, don't.

Youmu's going home, too! Marisa says she's free to come visit Reimu's shrine any old time, without asking Reimu first.

Cirno and Daiyousei, too. Cirno can't wait to tell all the fairies about how she kicked the asses of the red house villains!
They're taking Rumia with them, to abuse her darkness power in the name of going undefeated at hide and seek!

Time for us to go home, too, I guess. Marisa's apparently not tired at all, despite spending the whole day battling.

Nitori, meanwhile, has to head back to the mountain for now. She has to rendezvous with Momiji, and investigate that blue shrine maiden...
Still, she's free to come visit once things calm down a bit.

Back to the shrine with the remainders, where Akyu is waiting for us!
We can eat.

Back at the mansion! Sakuya's waking up.

Koakuma gives her the low-down on what happened. The plan was a failure, the humans left victorious, and it'll take Sakuya about a week to fully recover.

It's Elly and Kurumi! They're all worried and stuff.
Elly tries to get Sakuya to stop being all formal and polite, with approximately no results.

Yuka tells them to settle down before they make Sakuya sprain something. Sakuya tries to apologize, Yuka just says that those people will eventually resolve any incident, no matter how unreasonable.

It's getting kind of crowded in here! Yuka takes her cronies with her and lets Sakuya and Meiling have their moment.

Sakuya is glad to see that Meiling is okay! Meiling doesn't blame Sakuya for losing, since those guys even beat Remilia.

Patchouli sends some books from the outside world and a puzzle to play with, since Sakuya will have a lot of spare time for the next week.

Meiling promises to keep the fort held down while Sakuya recovers!
She waits until she's out of the room to thank her.

Oh hey, one last visitor.
Much to Sakuya's relief, Remilia reports that such piddling attacks would never have left a mark on her. She's totally fine.

Sakuya insists that being human is no excuse for losing if the enemy is other humans. Remilia doesn't really give a shit either way, and invites her to come along when she gets around to raiding Reimu's shrine.

Remilia's off to go sleep for the rest of the day.
Sakuya, now alone, admits that she's started to become interested in those humans. Just what kind of place is Gensokyo?
SO
That concludes the major plotline of Super Touhou Wars. But we're not done yet, no sir!
There are still mysteries left unsolved.
The voice from Marisa's dreams.
The second shrine maiden who threatens Reimu's position.
And the mysterious shadow lurking deep below the Scarlet Devil Mansion...
Continued on the Extra Stages
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