prof | Let's Play Umineko, Episode 4 Scene 21: The Legend of Goat-kun

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BGM: Death (From Stupefaction)

Hohohoho... If you were to wield 100% of your strength, your power level is at most 6. In comparison, this child has a power level of 1000. In short, even if there were 100 of you, you definitely couldn't win.

1

Well, it's true that there are uncertain elements in a fight. Let us admit that your power level has a slight scaling factor to it. But even so, your chances of defeating this child are around perhaps 0.00001%.

2

Do you understand? You don't even have a one in ten thousand chance of victory. Hohohohoho!

3

Hohohoho! But the coin to buy that is your life, and there's only one of those, right? However, I can understand why you would still want to entrust that miracle to fate. Therefore, I shall praise your courage for standing against us without fear, and give you a bit of a handicap.

4

This child will fight with only his left arm.

5

Well, even so, I have absolutely no intention of losing to you.

6

V... Very well. I'll take that challenge... Whether it uses its left arm or not, I'm sure I'd be killed with a single strike. I also only have a single chance. I can only bet everything on that!

That's absurd, Krauss! I know you used to do boxing, but that was from your college days... No, even if you were a pro boxer, there's no way you could defeat a monster like that with one strike...!

That would be true if this were a match in the ring. But while Krauss's chance to bet on his hope is faint, it does exist. He's betting everything on that hope...

W-Watch me... I'll settle this with a single strike...

Hohohoho, how frivolous. I know what you're after. If the goat and Krauss both step in with all their strength to settle the fight with a single blow, their power will be double what is normal. Both will crash together, so it's a relative four times normal. Even if, on top of that, the strike lands on a weak point for a critical hit, that will only double the power. In short, Krauss's maximum power level of 6 times 8 would be 48 at most. He might be able to win if he repeated that lucky shot a full 20 times. If you're killed every time you take a hit, and your damage still accumulates... let's see, I wonder if you could finally win when we get to Episode 24?

Hohohoho, he's requesting that you go all out. Smash him with a single serious strike, and turn him into chunks of meat.

Is this as you wish? Bet your hopes on your greatest power level, and despair when even that doesn't reach at all!

8

It rang again! I'm getting annoyed, what is this?!

Here I go... ready?

BGM: Dread of the Grave

You fool, Virgilia. Looks like you couldn't make a composed decision.

You must not take that punch! Repel it!

That was close, if you had taken that punch after tripping so many loser flags, imagine just how great a force it would have been amplified to! Come on, from there, smash the completely open right side of his face with a right straight! What? The promise about fighting with only your left arm?

Hohohoho! Aren't promises made to be broken?!

20

Gyaaah, tripped another one!

I'm disappointed, Virgilia, You really have lost your composure.

What's that?! How was I not composed by noticing it beforehand and making him avoid it?!

Krauss's double rush critical hit was a x8 multiplier. 20 Loser Flags is a x20 multiplier. Together, that's x160.

However, Krauss's power level is only 6. 6 times 160 is 960 - still 40 short of the goat's level of 1000!

Hohohoho! Even if that were so, it all comes to the same thing if this right straight smashes Krauss's head! Die, Ushiromiya Krauss!

Take this, the strongest strike of the boxing world.

To think that it would be timed for a simultaneous strike! But his power level stops at x160, making it 960! It doesn't reach up to my child's 1000!

...No. Virgilia, it's your loss.

Why?!

You made him repel the first cross-counter. Certainly, if another right straight after that were to hit, Krauss would probably be in pieces. However, that was crossed... that's no good. Sorry, but this is a complete loss for you and your goat.

But if that double cross is crossed, the power level is multiplied by 12!

This result was brought about by Krauss's persistence in not giving up on victory until the end... and your pride. Without either, this strength would not exist... You fought well. You may now fall.

Ugyu! You're heavy! Move!

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