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Sector 8

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Sector 8!

This stage has a Supercharge that requires killing to get, but I'm going to get it anyway, just for an easter egg, then restart.

Leaping through frantic chaos!

I run from the Annihilator until it destroys all the boxes...

Then I actually fight it!

I have to clear this entire corridor of enemies.

Okay, nice and clear. Upward!

Next: Kill everyone up here!

Next: Crack 5!

Kill this soldier without damaging the turret...

Kill the Commander... hack the door open...

Okay, the track is set!

IT IS TIME TO PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING

HYPER TURRET GAME

If the turret head hits an enemy, it is destroyed. That's why I had to clear out so much area.

Down the hole...

Getting it over the table takes some careful ricochets...

Down the shaft into the Annihilator intro hallway...

Back all the way to the right...

GOOOAAAAAL

Above is the Supercharge, which is worthless because I'm restarting the sector!

Below is...

An Easter Egg.

Get it???

Okay seriously, time to start the stage over.

This time, I be nice to Annihilators!

Okay, I need to get to that cliff on the upper right. It won't be easy, but I have a plan!

Step 1: BREAK THE GLASS

Step 2: GET SHOT

I lost most of my health there because he kept on doggedly using the Pulse, which has no knockback.

Anyway, a bit of jumping, and we are rewarded for this insane suffering!

"Zentraidon" is a taboo word coined by the extinct race we discovered, meaning self-annihilation through rapid technological advancement and arrogance. It was the fate they themselves met. Many mysteries still surround this species and the remains of their homeworld, but our only hope of total galactic dominance lies in fully reverse-engineering the technology they mastered. It is considered treason to suggest that once this happens, we will be headed for Zentraidon as well.

Poster #8!

Hopefully there's some health lying around.

Goodbye, turret! No games to play this time.

Did anyone else see that last time I was in this room? Nice perception!

IJI
It reminds me of a robot Mia had when she was little, the one we used to save Dan from a bully once. I threw it pretty hard.
Something tells me I should hang on to this mine, until it really comes in handy. I don't need it to defend myself right now. I'll keep it, though it looks like the batteries won't last past this Sector.

Ribbon #8!

Also, that was a clue, guys.

This time, I will ignore Dan's advice! I'll just take on two teleporters worth of dudes at once.

And by take on, I mean jump around, because I am a pacifist.

GOOD ENOUGH

GO UP

More crossfire to distract the enemy from hunting me!

Phantom Hammer!

I don't think I'm going to unlock Annihilator Beta this time.

Chaos!

Getting past the bastard!

Now, time for some planning!

Heh heh heh

(1000th screenshot!)

IJI
DAN! I -

DAN
Hhh! Stay away, it's a trap!

IJI
...
You!

ASHA
So you hoped to take on the Imperial Army, huh? Much less the most skilled Assassin in existence. You have no idea what you're doing, girl - I don't care how many Sentinels we lose, or how many Phantom Hammers you bring down - I've been looking for this little guy!
See, I told you that you had a weak point, but no one believed there were two humans cooperating here. Killing this pest will show them I was right - and why not get the bounty on your head while I'm at it?

TRAPMINE'D

IJI
I'm prepared for anything, you scum - now let my brother go, 'cause this weapon's aimed at your head!

ASHA
Hhh... that gun...

DAN
Ugh... he *cough* found me.

IJI
Don't worry, I'm here! You're safe now.

IJI
Don't worry... I won't lose you that easily.

DAN
Heh...

IJI
Look, you gotta get somewhere safe. Are there any more control rooms around here?

DAN
Uh, yeah...yeah, there's one just nearby, but -

IJI
I know, that Assassin could come after you again... but I've got a feeling he won't.

DAN
Hah, sure, I bet it's too much trouble taking YOU on again... we'd better get moving, then...

IJI
Yeah.

IJI
Me too. Stay safe this time. Promise?

DAN
Promise.

Next time: Iosa!

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