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Act 5 Act 2: He Is Already Here.

Part 32: Moirallegience

I guess he is just a limp lifeless puppet when I am around. Like a reverse Calvin and Hobbes kind of thing. That is...

That is a little disturbing.

Oh well, might as well try to get that disc back.

I wonder if I can just...

Just sort of reach up into...

And...

What the hell? Looks like he's had the disc repaired for a while already, but didn't tell us. Motherfucker just loves the sound of his own voice.

Let's get this show back on the road.

No you dumb homo tool, your SNAPING WRONG

Better.

Now, let's get Disc 2 rolling.

[S] Attempt rare and highly dangerous 5x SHOWDOWN COMBO.

And the Knight of Blood so embraced the Bard of Rage, and in each other's arms they were aquiver. And with righteous pap and blessed shoosh he did quell his brother's fury. For the Knight looked upon his Bard all acting up and completely losing his shit and he did resolve to calmeth his juggalo ass right the fuck down. And the Knight in totally settling a murderous clown's ludicrous shit down proper said, Let there be Moirallegiance: and it was so.

And it was good.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling gardenGnostic [GG]

CG: THE PASSWORD IS
CG: SEE YOU SOON
CG: OK UH
CG: I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR LACK OF RESPONSE AS TACIT VERIFICATION.
CG: THIS PRETTY MUCH HAS TO BE THE LAST CONVERSATION WE HAVE, RIGHT?
CG: YOUR TIMELINE CUTS OUT COMPLETELY IN A MINUTE OR TWO BECAUSE OF THE SCRATCH.
CG: THE BRIGHT GREEN BEACON SHOULD BE APPEARING ANY MINUTE, ASSUMING YOU ACTUALLY MANAGE TO BLOW UP THE SUN.
CG: AND THEN
CG: WELL, THEN I GUESS MAYBE WE ALL GET TO HANG OUT?
CG: WHILE MAYBE ALSO NOT BEING IN UNYIELDING MORTAL PERIL???
CG: IT'S GETTING KIND OF OLD, FRANKLY.
CG: OK, WELL THIS IS A PRETTY CRAPPY FAREWELL, BUT I GUESS IT'LL HAVE TO DO SINCE THERE IS SOME SERIOUSLY SHOW-STOPPING SHIT TRANSPIRING UP THERE IN FUCKING OUTER SPACE.
CG: LATER JADE, I'M GOING TO GO MAKE SURE JOHN KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.
CG: AND IN CASE NONE OF THIS WORKS AND WE DON'T ACTUALLY GET TO MEET
CG: I GUESS I SHOULD SAY...
CG: SINCE APPARENTLY MY GUTLESS FUTURE SELF CAN'T EXPRESS HIMSELF AND NEVER GOT AROUND TO SAYING SO
CG: THUS LEAVING IT UP TO ME AS USUAL
CG: TO SAY
CG: THAT

GG: oh sorry!
GG: i was distracted
GG: no not by all the scratchy stuff in the sky
GG: theres something coming down...

CG: WHAT

GG: its hard to make out
GG: but
GG: i think
GG: it might be...

GG: shaving cream?

CG: WHAT THE HELL IS SHAVING CREAM.

GG: its like

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling gardenGnostic [GG]

GG: hey!
GG: ...
GG: karkat?

NEXT CHAPTER: Everything happens at once.

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