A miserable pile of meme

[prof]

Ask any of the muses I roleplay a question and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer. Feel free to ask them ANYTHING, regardless of whether you know their canon or not. Feel free to also ask them as your own muse. They will respond accordingly.

Since I'm cleverer than Hustino, I'm adding a rule: You cannot ask a question to more than five of my characters. The full list can be found here.

Comments

[ideally-awesome.livejournal.com]

To Kuzco, Ulquiorra, Masaki, Genome, and Mr. Computer:

How's the Homeless life treating you?

[emperor-llama.livejournal.com]

TERRIBLE.

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[cuatroespada.livejournal.com]

This way of life holds no more significance to me than Memento Eden did.

[neppu-shippu.livejournal.com]

I'm not homeless! I just... ugh...

I could've sworn the base was around here somewhere...

[helix-czar.livejournal.com]

This is but a temporary arrangement.

[mr-computer.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! My sensors have detected a 92% decrease in treason since the dissolution of Alpha Complex.

[m-a-foxfire.livejournal.com]

Genome: What is it like being a head in a jar?

Klaus, Kuzco, Zoidberg: Would you care to purchase a box of delicious Girl Scout cookies?

Yuuno: If you and Yuuki were marooned on a desert island, what three items would you bring?

[portable-king.livejournal.com]

Can't complain.

[baroncompetence.livejournal.com]

I'll pass, thank you.

[emperor-llama.livejournal.com]

I'll take five of everything.

[and-zoidberg.livejournal.com]

Do they come in shellfish flavors?

[choosemetolive.livejournal.com]

The [Yukiteru Diary], a rowboat, and a pair of handcuffs.

[hotandcoldrp.livejournal.com]

To any 5 of your choice:

Favorite color. Go.

Also! Also also also. For Sarda! Batman vs. Spider-Man. Who wins?

[bangai-o-go.livejournal.com]

Blue! Definitely blue!

[im-in-despair.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to decide whether black or gray is a more despairing color.

[knockyoualldown.livejournal.com]

Lavender.

[rival-of-douche.livejournal.com]

[sea-slug-team.livejournal.com]

Melon color!

[wizardwhodidit.livejournal.com]

If I've planned things correctly, they'll kill each other at the same time.

[danidanidanica.livejournal.com]

5 characters of your choice that aren't Yuno!

If you had a [Future Diary], what would it be named and what would it do?

[baroncompetence.livejournal.com]

The [Wulfenbach Diary], which would record the actions of would-be enemies and usurpers.

[hide-break-play.livejournal.com]

The [Play Diary] would talk about what kind of toys I'd be playing with in the future.

[im-in-despair.livejournal.com]

Of course, the [Despair Diary]! It would predict what despairs I will be suffering in the future!

[scoop-tengu.livejournal.com]

The [Scoop Diary] would basically be next week's issue of my newspaper.

[agent-fumoffu.livejournal.com]

The [Bodyguard Diary] predicts all potential threats to Chidori in the near future.

[danidanidanica.livejournal.com]

Preferably the same five as the last question, but you can go ahead and change it up if you like!

What do you use as your [Future Diary] because I totally forgot to ask that too.

[baroncompetence.livejournal.com]

An elaborate, room-spanning mechanism.

[hide-break-play.livejournal.com]

A traditional leatherbound diary.

[im-in-despair.livejournal.com]

A Despair Note.

[scoop-tengu.livejournal.com]

A newspaper, naturally.

[agent-fumoffu.livejournal.com]

A laptop computer.

[danidanidanica.livejournal.com]

Anyone but especially Sousuke!

While it might not be Groundhog day, you find yourself repeating the same day over and over until you make it through without screwing it up as well as get the person you love to actually completely fall in love with you. How long are you at it, what do you learn while going through it, and how many times do you attempt suicide?

[danidanidanica.livejournal.com]

For however many characters, whoever you want!

Go to Google or DeviantArt or some sort of place that has art, particularly fanart. Search your name, and pick a picture that catches your eye. Link me to the picture and tell me what you think of it!

[minako134.livejournal.com]

Hat Guy!

WHAT! Is the air-velocity of an un-laden swallow?!

[humansegfault.livejournal.com]

Three units of speed.

[minako134.livejournal.com]

Sousuke, will you marry me?

[agent-fumoffu.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I only have eyes for Chidori the mission.

[sore-feet-man.livejournal.com]

Ulquiorra.

...

I think Priscilla misses you. What would you say to her if you had 5 minutes? Assuming that she initiated conversation.

[cuatroespada.livejournal.com]

I would ask what reason she has to express concern over me.