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Our events for the day:

[Bad username or site: beats_scissors title=Toph @ livejournal.com] VS [Bad username or site: stoopid_samurai title=Aku @ livejournal.com], but not necessarily in the sense the poster intended to suggest.

[Bad username or site: knockyoualldown title=Garland @ livejournal.com] VS [Bad username or site: flower_desu title=Hanataro @ livejournal.com], also in an unexpected way because I don't want to do a zillion combat logs.

[Bad username or site: rival_of_douche title=RED @ livejournal.com] meets [Bad username or site: mesozoic_dawn title=Dawn @ livejournal.com], and antics ensue.

[Bad username or site: vespa_alien title=Haruko @ livejournal.com] encounters [Bad username or site: im_in_desapir title=Itoshiki @ livejournal.com] and violence ensues.

[Bad username or site: by_a_landslide title= @ livejournal.com] VS [Bad username or site: flower_desu title=Hanataro @ livejournal.com], in an actual fight this time.

I'll start them soon, I swear. Still open to more ideas!

Comments

[stoopid-samurai.livejournal.com]

My fellow citizens!

The upcoming election is a very crucial one for the future of our great nation! When you vote, you will be voting for glory... or destruction!

But why vote for one, when you can vote for BOTH? I, Aku, if elected, promise to both raise America to great heights and crush our enemies underfoot!

[1-electronic.livejournal.com]

Toph, your rebuttal.

[beats-scissors.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure. Aku may talk a big game, but all you have to do is take a look at his record: Fifty episodes, and he can't even catch one little samurai? How can you expect him to keep track of an entire country?

[stoopid-samurai.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, like you could do any better! The guy has a magic sword!

[beats-scissors.livejournal.com]

Honestly? I think I'd hang out with him instead. He sounds like a cool guy. WAY cooler than you, at least.

[stoopid-samurai.livejournal.com]

Stop getting off-topic! Samurai Jack has NOTHING to do with this election!

[beats-scissors.livejournal.com]

You know what? You're right. Why don't we just run this election without thinking about the competence of either canidate? What does that leave, good looks? Because I've got you beat there, too.

[stoopid-samurai.livejournal.com]

WHAT

YOU

I KNOW I

IT'S

[beats-scissors.livejournal.com]

In conclusion, that's why I'm the greatest person ever, and you should vote for me, because Aku is stupid and lame.

[stoopid-samurai.livejournal.com]

Nnnnngghh!