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Our events for the day:

[Bad username or site: beats_scissors title=Toph @ livejournal.com] VS [Bad username or site: stoopid_samurai title=Aku @ livejournal.com], but not necessarily in the sense the poster intended to suggest.

[Bad username or site: knockyoualldown title=Garland @ livejournal.com] VS [Bad username or site: flower_desu title=Hanataro @ livejournal.com], also in an unexpected way because I don't want to do a zillion combat logs.

[Bad username or site: rival_of_douche title=RED @ livejournal.com] meets [Bad username or site: mesozoic_dawn title=Dawn @ livejournal.com], and antics ensue.

[Bad username or site: vespa_alien title=Haruko @ livejournal.com] encounters [Bad username or site: im_in_desapir title=Itoshiki @ livejournal.com] and violence ensues.

[Bad username or site: by_a_landslide title= @ livejournal.com] VS [Bad username or site: flower_desu title=Hanataro @ livejournal.com], in an actual fight this time.

I'll start them soon, I swear. Still open to more ideas!

Comments

w-waaaaa *missed the first post for this*

[minako134.livejournal.com]

Mithril assigns Sousuke to protect the Ouran High School Host Club, and Haruhi is the first to the club room that day.

[ideally-awesome.livejournal.com]

I think this idea is better suited to being a multi-chapter fanfic.

[minako134.livejournal.com]

We'll make it a multi-threaded RP plot!

[1-electronic.livejournal.com]

Aku, you have the floor.

[stoopid-samurai.livejournal.com]

My fellow citizens!

The upcoming election is a very crucial one for the future of our great nation! When you vote, you will be voting for glory... or destruction!

But why vote for one, when you can vote for BOTH? I, Aku, if elected, promise to both raise America to great heights and crush our enemies underfoot!

[1-electronic.livejournal.com]

Toph, your rebuttal.

[beats-scissors.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure. Aku may talk a big game, but all you have to do is take a look at his record: Fifty episodes, and he can't even catch one little samurai? How can you expect him to keep track of an entire country?

[stoopid-samurai.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, like you could do any better! The guy has a magic sword!

[beats-scissors.livejournal.com]

Honestly? I think I'd hang out with him instead. He sounds like a cool guy. WAY cooler than you, at least.

[stoopid-samurai.livejournal.com]

Stop getting off-topic! Samurai Jack has NOTHING to do with this election!

[beats-scissors.livejournal.com]

You know what? You're right. Why don't we just run this election without thinking about the competence of either canidate? What does that leave, good looks? Because I've got you beat there, too.

[stoopid-samurai.livejournal.com]

WHAT

YOU

I KNOW I

IT'S

[beats-scissors.livejournal.com]

In conclusion, that's why I'm the greatest person ever, and you should vote for me, because Aku is stupid and lame.

[stoopid-samurai.livejournal.com]

Nnnnngghh!

[one-with-cosmos.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad that both of you could come today, to determine the true champion. After all, champions are very serious business.

Well, without faffing about any further, let's get down to business.

Today's theme ingredient is:
SALSA

Hanataro, Garland, are you ready?

[bun-bun-maru.livejournal.com]

Good evening to our studio audience, and good evening to all the viewers at home! This is Aya Shameimaru, acting today as an announcer for this unprecedented chef duel. Why don't you tell us a bit about the contestants, Haruko?

[vespa-alien.livejournal.com]

Of course, everybody knows Garland - he's been favored to win this tournament since the beginning. Nobody knows their way around a salad like the Dark Lord.

No, the real mystery here is Hanataro; namely, how he managed to get all the way to the finals. As far as I can tell, it was more or less a total coincidence. He's the real dark horse of today's competition, so if you've got money riding on this, I'd drop it on Garland.

[bun-bun-maru.livejournal.com]

Both contestants have full access to our fully-stocked Kitchen Stadium, and the name of the game is SALSA. This should be another major boon for Garland, as mexican cuisine is his specialty.

Speaking of which, Garland has already sprung into action! It's not clear what he's planning yet, but it already looks delicious!

[vespa-alien.livejournal.com]

Unless I'm mistaken, those are Garland's signature vegetarian enchiladas! Let me tell you, I sure wish I was on our judging panel today!

Looking at the other kitchen, Hanataro is already lagging behind! It looks like he's chosen hard-shell tacos, but who knows if he can stand up to this tex-mex behemoth?

[bun-bun-maru.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, the longer this match goes on, the more the skill rift between Hanataro and Garland becomes apparent. Garland is already putting the finishing touches on his entree, whereas the plucky young Shinigami seems to be trying to put out some accidental kitchen fires!

[vespa-alien.livejournal.com]

And there's the bell - time's up! With no further ado, let's hear the results from our judges!

[hardboiled-keys.livejournal.com]

[The MEXICAN CUISINE gives you considerable boosts to both your VIM and your IMAGINATION.]

> Enter fort.

[worry-hat.livejournal.com]

I'm allergic to tomatoes.

[chernobyl-tan.livejournal.com]

I was going to eat them, but I accidentally set them on fire instead.

[hellofroastbeef.livejournal.com]

Yeah, basically there is no contest whatsoever here

If Hanataro's grub is a blade of grass that hasn't been watered in two weeks because the owner of the lawn died of hating lawns too much

Then Garland's dish is basically the Hanging Gardens of Babylon

[bun-bun-maru.livejournal.com]

All right, that seems to be it! With a final score of one to zero, the winner is--

[vespa-alien.livejournal.com]

Hold it! It seems we have a mysterious third submission! I only caught the slightest glimpse of this shadow contestant, but the food has already been delivered to the judges!

They're trying it, and...

[bun-bun-maru.livejournal.com]

It's a complete upset! The entire judge panel have unanimously elected this new entrant as the winner! The tournament is over!

But who could this mysterious chef be?!

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

*twirls off into the shadows*

[rival-of-douche.livejournal.com]

*wanders aimlessly around tall grass, looking for wild Pokemon*

[mesozoic-dawn.livejournal.com]

*also in the tall grass, stalking Red from the shadows*

[rival-of-douche.livejournal.com]

*stops to consult the Pokedex about something*

[mesozoic-dawn.livejournal.com]

*Pokedex YOINK*

[rival-of-douche.livejournal.com]

[Enemy DAWN stole your Pokedex!]

[Trainer RED used FUTILE FLAILING!]

[mesozoic-dawn.livejournal.com]

*stops RED by keeping him out of flailing range via hand to the forehead*

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[rival-of-douche.livejournal.com]

[RED sent out CHARMANDER!]

[mesozoic-dawn.livejournal.com]

*clubs Charmander on the head*

[rival-of-douche.livejournal.com]

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[CHARMANDER fainted!]

[RED chased after DAWN!]

[mesozoic-dawn.livejournal.com]

*zany antics and chase scene!*

[mesozoic-dawn.livejournal.com]

*gets distracted by blinky lights and buttons on Pokedex*

[mesozoic-dawn.livejournal.com]

[CHARMANDER
Obviously prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from its tail.]

*drops Pokedex and brandishes club at it*

[rival-of-douche.livejournal.com]

*RECLAIMS*

[mesozoic-dawn.livejournal.com]

[mesozoic-dawn.livejournal.com]

*eats a nearby Pidgey egg*

[mesozoic-dawn.livejournal.com]