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Our events for the day:

[Bad username or site: beats_scissors title=Toph @ livejournal.com] VS [Bad username or site: stoopid_samurai title=Aku @ livejournal.com], but not necessarily in the sense the poster intended to suggest.

[Bad username or site: knockyoualldown title=Garland @ livejournal.com] VS [Bad username or site: flower_desu title=Hanataro @ livejournal.com], also in an unexpected way because I don't want to do a zillion combat logs.

[Bad username or site: rival_of_douche title=RED @ livejournal.com] meets [Bad username or site: mesozoic_dawn title=Dawn @ livejournal.com], and antics ensue.

[Bad username or site: vespa_alien title=Haruko @ livejournal.com] encounters [Bad username or site: im_in_desapir title=Itoshiki @ livejournal.com] and violence ensues.

[Bad username or site: by_a_landslide title= @ livejournal.com] VS [Bad username or site: flower_desu title=Hanataro @ livejournal.com], in an actual fight this time.

I'll start them soon, I swear. Still open to more ideas!

Comments

[bun-bun-maru.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, the longer this match goes on, the more the skill rift between Hanataro and Garland becomes apparent. Garland is already putting the finishing touches on his entree, whereas the plucky young Shinigami seems to be trying to put out some accidental kitchen fires!

[vespa-alien.livejournal.com]

And there's the bell - time's up! With no further ado, let's hear the results from our judges!

[hardboiled-keys.livejournal.com]

[The MEXICAN CUISINE gives you considerable boosts to both your VIM and your IMAGINATION.]

> Enter fort.

[worry-hat.livejournal.com]

I'm allergic to tomatoes.

[chernobyl-tan.livejournal.com]

I was going to eat them, but I accidentally set them on fire instead.

[hellofroastbeef.livejournal.com]

Yeah, basically there is no contest whatsoever here

If Hanataro's grub is a blade of grass that hasn't been watered in two weeks because the owner of the lawn died of hating lawns too much

Then Garland's dish is basically the Hanging Gardens of Babylon

[bun-bun-maru.livejournal.com]

All right, that seems to be it! With a final score of one to zero, the winner is--

[vespa-alien.livejournal.com]

Hold it! It seems we have a mysterious third submission! I only caught the slightest glimpse of this shadow contestant, but the food has already been delivered to the judges!

They're trying it, and...

[bun-bun-maru.livejournal.com]

It's a complete upset! The entire judge panel have unanimously elected this new entrant as the winner! The tournament is over!

But who could this mysterious chef be?!

[deadpandevourer.livejournal.com]

*twirls off into the shadows*